just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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