how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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