i think my mom watched the whole time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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