Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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