Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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