you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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