So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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