these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
