Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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