You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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