the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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