Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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