is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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