is your mom at the bar?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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