Midget sex pt 2 tonight
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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