Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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