I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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