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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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