There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
