we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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