Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't think brook has ever known best
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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