Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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