do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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