ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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