i just google imaged poop.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize