Nicole vs. Life
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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