are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its not stalking. its research.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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