I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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