dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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