So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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