its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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