Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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