i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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