We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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