I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
nutella sex= disaster
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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