do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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