i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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