careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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