I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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