haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My balls are so social today.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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