Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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