I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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