After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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