Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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