I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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