Im at strip club and am horny
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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