I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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