hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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