I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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