I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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