Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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