I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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