Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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