Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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