how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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