I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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