On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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