last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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