his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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